From lisa.haslbauer at azpuppets.org Thu Jan 26 18:00:43 2006 From: lisa.haslbauer at azpuppets.org (Lisa Haslbauer) Date: Thu, 26 Jan 2006 16:00:43 -0700 Subject: GAPT-News-Adult] Sex Acts at the Great AZ Puppet Theater! Message-ID: <43D9549B.1000601@azpuppets.org> Hello everybody: Yes! That's right! Coming soon to the Great Arizona Puppet Theater -- live SEX ACTS! Well, make that "Sex Acts," the latest in our series of puppet shows for grownups. This time around it's sort of a Slam and sort of not. We will be playing host to the Little Blue Moon Theater from California (alter ego to daytime guest artist Magical Moonshine Theater) and they will be presenting at least two titillating shows on Friday February 3 and Saturday February 4 (including the wonderfully entertaining -- and "educational" -- "Celebrity Kama Sutra"). The evening will be rounded out with performances from our some of our usual "Slammers" including a weird look back at President Zachary Taylor from Elastic Theater and Keep it Short Theater's puppet interpretation of Green Day's musical crossdressing tale "King for a Day." Wow! Not to slight our Slammers, but Little Blue Moon are really fantastic and you should be sure to come and check them out while they are here. You won't be disappointed! I mean c'mon, "Celebrity Kama Sutra"! With special mystery celebrity guests! Sex-ay! Don't miss it! Shows are at 8pm both evenings (doors at 7:30) and tickets are $8 in advance or $10 day of show. ADULTS ONLY! Call us at 602-262-2050 for reservations, directions and additional information; also, check us out online at www.azpuppets.org See you there! LISA A. HASLBAUER Great AZ Puppet Theater From lisa.haslbauer at azpuppets.org Thu Mar 9 18:38:27 2006 From: lisa.haslbauer at azpuppets.org (Lisa Haslbauer) Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 16:38:27 -0700 Subject: GAPT-News-Adult] Fore! Message-ID: <4410BC73.7050804@azpuppets.org> Hello everybody: We are so happy that all of you have taken an interest in our puppet shows for grownups, and we hope you continue to enjoy our offerings! We have another Puppet Slam -- which we have dubbed the "DRUNK'N'DIRTY PUPPET SLAM" -- coming up the 7th and 8th of April and we hope you'll all join us for some fine, funky puppet shows (line-up/selections are still being decided; I'll send out more information on this in a couple of weeks). We also hope you'll join us for another puppet theater-related event that weekend -- on Saturday April 8 we are holding our first-ever PINOCCHIO OPEN Golf Fundraiser, sponsored by the Robson Ranch Golf Club at the Robson Ranch Communities located in the Casa Grande area. The course is 18 holes, with a prize attached to each hole! The tournament is set-up as a four person scramble so individuals can register for $75 a ticket, groups of four can register for $300, and holes can be sponsored for $300. All individual registrations will be placed in teams of four. Registration begins at 7 a.m. accompanied by a continental breakfast, followed by a shotgun start at 8 a.m. Also, we have just added a Hole-In-One Contest where the winner will walk away with a brand new Ford vehicle!! All proceeds will go toward the continued development of our theater, shows, and educational programs. A round of golf on a beautiful new course during the day, and a Drunk'n'Dirty Puppet Slam at night -- what more could you want out of your Saturday? If you are interested in participating please let us know as soon as possible by contacting us at 602-262-2050 or via e-mail at info at azpuppets.org See you at the Slam...and on the links! LISA A. HASLBAUER Great AZ Puppets From lisa.haslbauer at azpuppets.org Sat Mar 25 15:15:44 2006 From: lisa.haslbauer at azpuppets.org (Lisa Haslbauer) Date: Sat, 25 Mar 2006 13:15:44 -0700 Subject: GAPT-News-Adult] April Puppet Slam Message-ID: <4425A4F0.2070302@azpuppets.org> Hello everybody! Yes, it is time once again for another exciting, exhilarating Puppet Slam! Friday April 7 & Saturday April 8 we will be presenting the "Drunk'n'Dirty Puppet Slam," featuring Rude Rabbit Productions' brand new sick'n'twisted "love" story "Jack" (featuring Sean from local band The Andrew Jackson Jihad!) the wonderfully weird Elastic Theater's "Trailer Park Zombie," and much more! 8pm both nights; tickets are $8 in advance or $10 day of show. Call the theater at 602-262-2050 for reservations and additional information. Great AZ Puppets is located at 302 W. Latham St. in Phoenix (3rd Ave. between McDowell & Roosevelt). Adults only!! And don't forget -- also on Saturday April 8, our first ever Pinocchio Open golf tournament! Help raise some money for the puppet theater, enjoy a beautiful day on the links and win some great prizes -- you could even win a brand new Ford Mustang! Wow. We really hope you'll join us for this, or send along any golf-playing friends/family you may have. Call us (602-262-2050) for all the details. See you all at the Slam (and on the golf course)! LISA A. HASLBAUER Great AZ Puppets From lisa.haslbauer at azpuppets.org Fri Mar 31 18:45:20 2006 From: lisa.haslbauer at azpuppets.org (Lisa Haslbauer) Date: Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:45:20 -0700 Subject: GAPT-News-Adult] Puppet Slam coming soon! Message-ID: <442DBF10.7050207@azpuppets.org> Hello again everybody: Just one more reminder to make sure you all know about the upcoming puppet slam! It'll be an exciting mix of shows old and new: KEEP IT SHORT THEATER presents "Voice of the Turtle" -- escaped from a children's show, the Little Turtle muses on its own sexual identity crisis and comments on the world from a turtle's-eye-view. RUDE RABBIT PRODUCTIONS's "Jack" is a sick'n'twisted musical love story, featuring live music by Sean from local band The Andrew Jackson Jihad. ELASTIC THEATER brings their skewed view of white trash horror with "Trailer Park Zombie." A special cameo appearance by The New Guy! And more! The Drunk'n'Dirty Puppet Slam will be Friday, April 7 & Saturday, April 8 at 8pm both nights (doors at 7:30). $8 in advance, $10 day of show. ADULTS ONLY. Please call 602-262-2050 for reservations, directions and additional information. The Great Arizona Puppet Theater is located at 302 W. Latham St. in Phoenix. See you at the Slam! LISA A. HASLBAUER Great AZ Puppets From lisa.haslbauer at azpuppets.org Sun May 21 16:56:11 2006 From: lisa.haslbauer at azpuppets.org (Lisa Haslbauer) Date: Sun, 21 May 2006 20:56:11 -0000 Subject: GAPT-News-Adult] Upcoming Slam at Great AZ Puppets Message-ID: <44E8CBF5.4010304@azpuppets.org> Hello everybody! Slam-time approaches once again. June 2 & 3 brings the fabulous "Hot & Sweaty Summer Puppet Slam" to the Great Arizona Puppet Theater and we want YOU to join us for the fun! Elastic Theater, Rude Rabbit Productions, Keep it Short Theater, The New Guy (and more!) will be presenting sultry, seductive, sweat-inducing shows for grown-ups at 8:00 p.m. both nights (doors at 7:30). I don't even know yet what everyone will be performing, but I can promise you a) There will be puppets, b) There will be air conditioning and c) There will be entertainment! Tickets (as usual) are $8 in advance or $10 day of show. Please call 602-262-2050 for reservations, directions and other information (and feel free to visit our website at www.azpuppets.org as well). The theater (like you don't know by now) is at 302 W. Latham St. in Phoenix (3rd Ave 2 blocks north of Roosevelt). ADULTS ONLY, please, and not for the easily offended! Hope your summer's off to a great start and see you at the Slam! LISA A. HASLBAUER Great AZ Puppets